probably the reason why im still single is because i didnt forward those chain messages when i was 13 yrs old
why do people expect so much of me i still have to use a calculator to find what 6 times 8 is
the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up
deep thoughts from an anus
I thought I was looking at some surreal art for a second there
Are you saying it isn’t
If you are afraid to talk to me because you are under the impression I’m too cool for you, please don’t be.
Not only are preventing yourself from talking to someone who you think is cool you are preventing me from talking to a cool person and making friends and I like friends.
If you are reading this, this is a personal invitation to talk to me. You don’t have to be witty or clever. Just say Hi. literally that’s all you have to say.